methedras:

this is the best thing i’ve ever made 

(via benjavert)

Anonymous said: Boys are hot, girls are hot and I'm hella bi

bisexualfunfacts:

makemysoulache:

Shots fired

makemysoulache:

Shots fired

(via tophatvillainess)

piranhabat:

jakemalik:

*drops food on floor*

germs: go get it! quick!

king germ: no.. we must wait 5 seconds.. it is the rule

my favorite thing about this post is that germs have apparently gained enough sentience to develop a form of monarchy

(via tophatvillainess)

sleezed:

I really wanna fuck in a pool. Like the possibilities are endless. My god. But it’s like. Our pool. In our backyard you feel me. Boy. Bet I be eating pussy under water. That’s some wavy next level shit. Put on my goggles. And i’m gone. That’d be some shit if i’m eating her and she’s so into it and she feels me stop and is like ” baby ? ” and i’m on the other side of the pool floating dead. I forgot I needed air. Ain’t even come up smh

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

squarlo:

givemeinternet:

5 minutes ago they were chasing the laser

i cant believe you fucking killed your cats with a laser you fucking monster

(via tophatvillainess)

russianmadness:

thefaceofbro:

jagged1:

discopeanut:

bansand:

nice gender did your mom pick it out for you

No, my dad did.

I literally scrolled past this and then scrolled back up real quick to reblog because I finally understood the joke. 

(Source: basnad, via tophatvillainess)

kameliendame:

William Forsythe, Woundwork 1
Alice Renavand and Florian Magnenet
ph. Sébastien Mathé

kameliendame:

William Forsythe, Woundwork 1

Alice Renavand and Florian Magnenet

ph. Sébastien Mathé

(via pirouette-arabesque-fouette)

chassethroughtheday:

Anna Tsygankova Principal by the Dutch National Ballet

© Michel Schnater

(via pirouette-arabesque-fouette)

shouldnt:

writing an earlier date on your paper to look like a better student

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

throwingshadepodcast:

What year is this

x / x / x

(via topographygo)

spookypansy:

Night Vale dropping some truth

spookypansy:

Night Vale dropping some truth

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

seafoamgreenx:

w0lf-heart:

-teesa-:

3.6.14

Aasif Mandvi interviews Fox Business commentator, Todd Wilemon.

Fuck everything Fox News.

Reblogging this again because I don’t want anyone to forget that there are people in the world whose logic is so skewed that they believe others can just “stop being poor” as easily as they can snap their fingers.

(via topographygo)

anikisean:

chongotheartist:

theyatemytailorr:

never in my life did I think that toilet doors would make me so angry

As someone who likes neither of those things, I would be very unsure of what to do.

(via holynuclearbeans)