whcrawley:

geckosexsatellite:

nosdrinker:

420core:

good

the reptilians have seized control

Shotgun the band name ‘Gecko Sex Satellite’

*wipes tear from eye* geckosexsatellite, you have outdone yourself. 

(Source: Washington Post)

desbricoles:

NYCB, Craig Hall and Tiler Peck in Balanchine’s “Apollo” | Photo: Paul Kolnik

desbricoles:

NYCB, Craig Hall and Tiler Peck in Balanchine’s “Apollo” | Photo: Paul Kolnik

(Source: thefastertimes.com, via textbooksandtendus)

whcrawley:

shbronte-janair *shakes fist* I BEGRUDGINGLY RESPECT YOUR AUTONOMY 

Luv ya

whcrawley:

cute-bird-dad:

i grab my friend and yell OH MY GOD HAVE YOU SEEN THIS VINE, my friend turns around; i am holding an excellent specimen of vitis coignetiae, we are botanists

shbronte-janair, computeragephilosopher

Also shbronte can you change your name to something more fucking MEMORABLE plz and kthx 

No shan’t

(Source: srelectrico, via wordsfordays)

  • POC: Hey you know that racial slur that your people made up to dehumanize mine?
  • White person: I know of it
  • POC: Don't say it any more
  • White person: Well you are fucking racist for telling me I can't say a racial slur and you are oppressing me by denying my rights to speak freely

(Source: nobub, via fuckyeahloldemort)

autumn-fhtagn:

If you don’t think different shapes of pasta taste differently you can fuck off

(Source: marxvx, via readbeforeyouwrite)

onlyblackgirl:

mehreenkasana:

theuppitynegras:

Gee I don’t know? Should I be arrested if I took some of the Queen’s shit?

A similar and equally ridiculous question was asked in a British newspaper related to the jewel and other artifacts stolen from the Subcontinent (now India, Pakistan and Bangladesh). It was about Koh-i-Noor; The Indian jewel in the Queen’s crown. It was confiscated from Kharak Singh in 1850 by the British East India Company and became part of the British Crown Jewels when Queen Victoria was proclaimed Empress of India in 1877. In simple words, Imperialist Britain stole it from the Subcontinent and never gave it back.
This is why I laugh real loud when folks from Europe or even USA tell me people from the “third world” are thieves and corrupt individuals. Last time I checked it was the fancy First World Folks sneaking in our lands, stealing our prized possessions and then having the shameless gall to ask if it should be returned but never returning what they stole.


Why is this even a question/debate?

onlyblackgirl:

mehreenkasana:

theuppitynegras:

Gee I don’t know? Should I be arrested if I took some of the Queen’s shit?

A similar and equally ridiculous question was asked in a British newspaper related to the jewel and other artifacts stolen from the Subcontinent (now India, Pakistan and Bangladesh). It was about Koh-i-Noor; The Indian jewel in the Queen’s crown. It was confiscated from Kharak Singh in 1850 by the British East India Company and became part of the British Crown Jewels when Queen Victoria was proclaimed Empress of India in 1877. In simple words, Imperialist Britain stole it from the Subcontinent and never gave it back.

This is why I laugh real loud when folks from Europe or even USA tell me people from the “third world” are thieves and corrupt individuals. Last time I checked it was the fancy First World Folks sneaking in our lands, stealing our prized possessions and then having the shameless gall to ask if it should be returned but never returning what they stole.

Why is this even a question/debate?

(Source: nefermaathotep, via iamacollectionofmiscellanyandtea)

nerdofchaos:

recreationalcannibalism:

the-adequate-gatsby:

stultifyandstupefy:

derpes:

And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”

And Abraham replied, “What.”

God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.

And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”

To which they responded, “Gay.” 

And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.

see you all in hell

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

gaskarths:

chrona:

helyon:

Only farmers understand these farmer meme

i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato

looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

gaskarths:

chrona:

helyon:

Only farmers understand these farmer meme

i dont get can someone please explain this to me wjat is a head tomato

looks like we’ve got ourselves a city slicker

(Source: ernoticon, via fuckyeahloldemort)

dutchster:

"i’m not a feminist, i love guys!"

image

(via fuckyeahloldemort)

b-cycle:

Les Petits Rats de l’Opéra

b-cycle:

Les Petits Rats de l’Opéra

(via pointeshoesecrets)