- POC: Hey you know that racial slur that your people made up to dehumanize mine?
- White person: I know of it
- POC: Don't say it any more
- White person: Well you are fucking racist for telling me I can't say a racial slur and you are oppressing me by denying my rights to speak freely
And God said unto Abraham, “Abraham.”
And Abraham replied, “What.”
God said to John, “Come forth and receive eternal life.” But John came fifth and won a toaster.
And Judas approached the rabbis and Pharisees saying, “The one whom I kiss is the one you seek.”
To which they responded, “Gay.”
And thus, god made Eve. And she was bammin’ slammin’ bootylicious.
see you all in hell
- Javert: They used to tie you up-
- Valjean: It's a living.
- Javert: I didn't recognize you....without the handcuffs.